{"id":8640,"date":"2023-10-23T10:04:12","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T08:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/?p=8640"},"modified":"2023-10-23T10:04:12","modified_gmt":"2023-10-23T08:04:12","slug":"un-jour-une-chanson-ma-grammaire-de-limpossible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/index.php\/2023\/10\/23\/un-jour-une-chanson-ma-grammaire-de-limpossible\/","title":{"rendered":"Un jour, une chanson&#8230;&#8221;Ma grammaire de l&#8217;impossible&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Ma-grammaire-de-limpossible.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[8640]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8644 \" style=\"border: 8px solid #fcfcfc;\" title=\"Dans ma grammaire de l'impossible...\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Ma-grammaire-de-limpossible.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"838\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Ma-grammaire-de-limpossible.jpg 800w, https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Ma-grammaire-de-limpossible-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.yvesduteil.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Ma-grammaire-de-limpossible-768x440.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 838px) 100vw, 838px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ma grammaire de l&#8217;impossible&#8221;&#8230; Un jeu de l&#8217;esprit ? 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